Familiars with Veggies

Amateur

Finally, this website tracks how many people are linking to your web-blog. The funny part isn't that I receive the worst rating, the funny part is apparantly someone has actually linked to my website. One person. Who is he/she and what were they inspired by?

What a Sack of Shit

How does he face his children?

MC Escher that's my Favorite MC

Manifesto

The Best Around

Infamous badboy comedienne and purported blog-hater, Aziz Ansari challenged his roommate to a shittiest mixtape contest. Whoever lost the contest had to walk around New York proclaiming their love for bad music.



This came up the other night. The music is fantastic and I think any show worth it's gravy should have an opening that lasts 2 1/2 minutes and shows scenes from every episode.





From the Dana Carvey show.

Courage Knows No Bounds

If you have ever watched enraged New Yorkers have a screaming match over a spot in line, been taken aback by an old chinese man who round-housed kicked a soft drink cup off a 5 foot high pole to the applause of a van full of policemen or have simply wittled away hours wondering how and why moral conservatives care about gay marriage, you probably think the world is "crazy." Congratulations. While you are at home complaining about all this "craziness" or worse, trying to stop it, there are those few who are out there really pushing the boundaries of what "crazy" can become. Here's what happens when people realize you don't have to be as far out as Dennis Rodman anymore to make a few dollars off being borderline psychotic.

The Nutty Buddy (www.nuttybuddy.com)


I almost forgot...
On the way home today, an incident occured. I was wedged in a seat right next to an older hispanic man. All of a sudden, my cell phone starting ringing in my pocket. Only my phone was on vibrate... and it was pressed right up against his leg. I started to go for it but soon realized due to the lack of maneuvering space and the fact that I had a cup of salsa in one hand (long story), I had no chance to end what was quickly becoming a very intimate moment. 6 rings can take forever. We made I contact for a brief second but I had to turn away as I started to laugh out loud.

Not sure about the accuracy, but this is fun to play with:

HowManyOfMe.com

There are: 121 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

Tell Me When to Go

When I look back on my younger years, I feel like we had the market cornered on stupid shit. But now you can put yourself in mortal danger and then upload video of it for the world to see less than an hour later. It's called Ghost Riding Tha Whip. Here's what happens.



And here is where it goes.



And the origin. Ghost Ridin', Hyphy, and Stunna Shades all explained.

So Much Time, So Few YouTube Videos

Not for the faint, a Halliburton employee in Iraq who's convoy is ambushed.



Something a little more light-hearted... if you like injuries.



Another injury video, this time we find out what happens after the America's Funniest Home Video crew packs up and goes home.



This one will dial it back to small funny animal cute. No surprises here.