I Guess I'm the Jerk

In the spirit of promoting this crazy world wide inter-web fantasy we live in, I'm partaking in the top 5 listing phenomena (say it like Master P did, Fa-Na-Mi-Na, Fanamina!) that is so popular as of right now. Thanks to Give Me Your Handrew for pushing me into this.

Five Things You Don't Know About Me:

1. I spent a good part of my yesterday wondering if any of the women I encountered were wearing wigs. I don't recommend this. Once I started, it was like I was in some Charlie Kauffman nightmare. I couldn't stop looking and wondering if it is socially acceptable to tug on ladys' locks to find out if they are real. Being on the subway was overwhelming.

2. I pushed the "Shuffle Songs" button on my iPod for the first time in at least 10 months. Out of the 9756 songs currently loaded, Cypress Hill's Legalize It from the Black Sunday album came up. That's right, that Black Sunday album. If you were in high school at any point during the early nineties, this album was important to you. Didn't matter what group you hung out with or what you were in to at the time, this album brought everyone together. Hell, I knew guys that started smoking dope because of this album. It was that good.
p.s. It still is.

3. Top 5 Dead Chicks I Would Totally Tag (that's right, a list within a list. deal with it)

a. Joni Lenz
b. Lynda Ann Healy
c. Georgeann Hawkins (a to c are Bundy victims 1 to 3, before he went all commercial and shit)
d. Ayn Rand
e. Madonna (the savior, not the singer)

4. If you are friends with me and would like to stay friends with me, please don't announce that you bought an engagement ring by saying, "I've purchased the hardware." It makes my skin crawl and I will be actively wishing for your marriage to end in a penis slicing incident.

5. John Larroquette of "Night Court" and "The John Larroquette Show" was the narrator of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. (Okay, that one is not really about me but it is information still worth knowing)