The Generic Cereal in a Bag of Blues Music

I'm tired of people who are down on celebrities. I live in New York and find myself constantly surrounded by all kinds of fame and glitz (gotta love the glitz). I can say for certain that most celebrities put their pants on by snapping up the sides, just like we do. For instance, it's not like Steven Seagal would go around pretending to be an authentic delta blues musician and take on the moniker "Mojo Priest."

What's that? He does? No. Really?

I guess I've got a nice big shitburger of put-me-in-my-place stew to choke down. I'll give $20 to anyone who actually watches this whole "documentary."



*I reserve the right to pay the $20 in U.S. dollars or paperclip artwork.